Genre: Sci-Fi, Comedy
Publisher: Hyperion
Publication Date: October 2009
Reviewed by Jonathan Schindler
The last time we saw Arthur Dent and Ford Prefect, they were on the earth as it was exploding…again. It would seem that the complete destruction of the earth in every dimension and timeline, along with the majority of the cast, would effectively seal the fate of the franchise. This, at least, was what Eoin Colfer was working against in And Another Thing…, the sixth book in Douglas Adams’s Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy series. And while Colfer’s method of resurrecting the series is clever and his task of continuing Adams’s legacy is admirable, he ultimately falls short of the magic of the original books.
First of all, this is not a standalone book. Readers unfamiliar with the original Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy books will probably not understand And Another Thing… If you haven’t read the original books, quit reading this review and go read them now (at least the first three; if you want a gold star, read So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish; I wouldn’t blame you for leaving Mostly Harmless alone). So, now that you’ve read the original books, we can proceed.
The book opens with earth poised on the edge of destruction, again. I won’t spoil how Arthur, Ford, Trillian, and Random miraculously survive—again, again—but they do. And in the process, they reunite with their old pal Zaphod Beeblebrox, the loose cannon former president of the galaxy. They also reunite with a perhaps not-so-recognizable character from their past, Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged, the unhappy immortal on a mission to insult the universe.
Their meeting Wowbagger—and his particularly insulting insult of Zaphod Beeblebrox—is what starts the plot moving. In response to Wowbagger’s unforgivable slander, Beeblebrox vows the impossible: he will kill an immortal.
But killing an immortal requires more than just two heads. Zaphod must reconnect (and hopefully reconcile) with his former rock-star protégé, the thunder god Thor. Thor and Zaphod have had their problems in the past (mainly referencing a viral video of Thor in a bustier), so getting him on board with any project—even one with murderous intentions—will be a bit of a challenge.
Add in a colony of displaced earthlings in search of a god to worship; an unlikely series of (interrupted) tender moments between a woman and an alien; a jealous and scheming daughter with an infinite supply of credit at her disposal; a man with an unlucky tendency to be on planets scheduled for demolition; and a crew of vindictive Vogons, hell-bent on destroying any trace of earth left in the universe, and you have a promising premise for a continuation of The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.
Unfortunately, there seem to be some problems in execution. The original problem with the book, at least in my opinion, is not Colfer’s fault. The previous final book of the Hitchhiker’s series, Mostly Harmless, didn’t really leave him with much to work with. Mostly Harmless is the weakest of the Hitchhiker’s books, and this continuation is forced to pick up where that book left off. Because of this, it takes a long time to repair the damage done in that book and get into the flow of the present story. There were several points early on where, had I not simply wanted to say I’d read every Hitchhiker’s book, I might have abandoned it altogether.
In addition to its taking a while to get going, the book’s pacing is hard to adjust to. My favorite part of the original books is the interspersed entries from The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (the book within a book). Colfer has picked up on this being the fans’ favorite part, but he seems overzealous in implementing it. While one should not go into the Hitchhiker’s series expecting a fantastic plot, the plot is what holds the book together. (It’s similar to the straight man on a TV show—Kramer, George, and Elaine may be the funnier characters on Seinfeld, but there wouldn’t be a show without Jerry.) In And Another Thing…, Colfer’s intrusions are more of an annoyance than a delightful aside (not in all cases, but in many). It was almost too much of a good thing, and it made it hard to get into the clever and funny plot that was there.
Despite these criticisms, there are some true flashes of genius in this book. First, the plot that Colfer has created is interesting (at least in concept). The interviews with out-of-work gods are certainly worth reading. Colfer’s description of the Vogon vessel Business End are inspired. And as the book progresses, Colfer seems to grow more comfortable writing about these characters he’s acquired secondhand. What the characters say and do seem a plausible extrapolation of Adams’s creation, especially toward the end of the book.
Eoin Colfer is not Douglas Adams, and no one really expects him to be. Still, while Colfer is throwing out various nods to the original series, using the right terminology, and employing similar storytelling methods, it is hard to shake the feeling that there is something askew in what is happening—the universe is not quite the way we remember it. (The closest analogy I can think of is Darth Vader at the end of Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith. Yes, he looks like Vader, sounds like Vader, and the impostor might fool a newcomer to the series, but anyone who has seen the originals knows that what’s on the screen is a cheap imitation.)
I didn’t expect this book to be as good as the others, or even “Hitchhiker’s canon” (which Colfer admits at the beginning this book is not), but I had high hopes for a further exploration in Douglas Adams’s universe. Ultimately, I’m content with the original Hitchhiker’s books, and this book reminded me what I love about the originals. While I don’t think And Another Thing… will win any converts to the series, it may prove an amusing distraction to the already initiated and bring them back to the books that started it all.